Ben dropped by Jerky Co...what a Bombshell

So Little Ben Roethlisberger was dropped by his beef jerky sponsor. WOW!

I found this odd...mostly because he has never been more qualified.

Aside from the obvious pun, Ben seems to be the perfect face for this particular product. I mean we're talking about processed beef jerky. Exactly who do they think buys this stuff? Please don't misinterpret this as a cheap shot directed at a bunch of yahoos that consider a perfect night one in which you don't get any manure on your boots while you're cow tipping, because that's narrow minded and hurtful.

I'm sure that there are many, many people out there buying beef jerky that don't treat women like second class citizens.  Like...well...ok, I can't think of any off hand but they're out there. Probably.

I mean do they think that distancing themselves from Roethlisberger will sell MORE beef jerky? Don't get me wrong Little Ben is an awful human being, but have they checked their demographics lately? In fact, if I were a jerky distributor I would look for guys like Ben to sponsor the product. They're selling over salted strips of artificially dried cat meat. Who do they think is buying this stuff.

"But, Trip, having Ben as their spokesman will is disrespectful to women." Whaaa?  And the product itself isn't? The only women buying their Ferrel-cat strips of meat are...let's see who would be a good example...oh, I know. Bombshell McGee? I can almost see the ad now....

Tired of snapping into a Slim Jim? Is your Skoal breath turning off any would-be suitors?  Well why don't you try Big Friggin' Jerky. It's the ONLY legal meat substitute endorsed by Hepatitis C and Bombshell McGee. 

"I love Big Friggin' Jerky, it's the third most attractive thing about me. Tee-Hehehehe- Right behind my Hitler memorabilia and face tats. If you're wondering what the key to my cleavage heart is it's Big Friggin' Jerky. "  

Big Friggin' Jerky...it's the ONLY artificially flavored meat substitute endorsed by Bombshell McGee. "Let me take a crack at your Blind Side."

You know what? They should ask Tiger to endorse this stuff. Jesse James would be another terrific pitchman, they wouldn't even have to change the picture on the package. How about Tiki Barber, Santonio Holmes, Mike Vick, Kobe Bryant, Charlie Sheen, that guy from Girls Gone Wild, Billy Crudup, Isiah Washington, Roman Polanski. I could go on and on. OKAY, Eric Massa, Pee Wee Herman, George Michael, the principle from Ferris Bueller. Sadly, the list is endless.