Well I just got word, from the same source that sent me the excerpts from the Tim Donaghy tell-all (which you will hear all about on 60-Minutes this Sunday), that the 911 call was made by none other than Ken Griffey Jr. Apparently, El Tigre was over at Junior's house for a friendly game of Poker. Poker? I hardly knew her. Of course, it HAD to be Poker. As I mentioned in the previous blog everything in this story has a double entendre.
Anyway, while Tiger was over at Ken Griffey's house playing cards with the boys, Elin was using the time to check his phone, e-mails and texts. Obviously she saw something, or several volumes of something, that she didn't like and stayed up to greet him...with one of his custom made Nike Long Irons.
This fills in a few gaps and unanswered questions in this whole story. Thanks to my trusty source we now know why Tiger was up at 2:30 in the morning, why the neighbor would have heard a 20-mph car accident and why Tiger sounded like such a douche in those texts. Ok, well, it doesn't explain the last one, but you have to admit that he really does come off as that nerdy kid in high school that is WAY more confident than he should be because his parents bought him a Beamer and are away for the weekend. You know what I mean? I mean, who gets amped up reading those texts? Other than that whore elegant woman that is really just another victim in this whole story. Other than her...and the night club manager who's all bitter that someone stole her spotlight...or the waitress in Vegas...
Well, until my NEXT scoop I'll just sign off. Good night, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea
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