From PARIS With Love?

I was enjoying writing about the Douche of the Decade, Lay Leno, when I saw a trailer for From Paris With Love starring John Travolta and his boyfriend protégé Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Whoa, slow down, there is NO reason to believe that either of these two gentlemen are gay. I have included a picture of  Mr. Travolta and Mr. Reese Mirrors because most of you wouldn't know John Rise Murmurs if you ran him over with your car two or three times. By the way that's Captain John entering the fuselage at left and Jonathan and his mom in a candid moment among hundreds of beautiful models at an Awards Show, below and to the right.

Anyway, I feel bad for John Travolta and his family after what happened to his son and apparently, while creepy, he is one of the really good people in Hollywood. But neither of those things allow you to be in a movie called From PARIS With Love. Are you kidding me? From Paris With Love. Really? Is the movie THAT bad? Why not call in Avatan? Or maybe Free Beer?

Maybe I'm wrong and this will be the beginning of Travolta's third resurgence, but this just screams of desperation. At least the talking baby movie was inventive. Talking babies...so funny, you know because babies don't talk. But if they did they would sound like Bruce Willis and when they looked at big boobs they would say, "Lunch." Babies...talking...talking babies, it never gets old.

And by the way I don't care if any of these guys are gay, straight or even French I just hate it when people, or in this case movies, pretend to be something that they're not. That's why I will never- trust anyone wearing a wig, vote for someone that says they have their state's best interest in mind before resigning their post as governor, get an E-Meter reading or watch Jay Leno.

Maybe all of those rumors about Scientologists Captain John and Little Tommy Cruise remaking Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid weren't that far off. Of course the only difference will be that this one will be called DUTCH Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Oh and it will SUCK!!!