PATRIOTS TRADE FOR BURRESS

Burress to the Patriots. Bold move Mr. Belichek. You see I wouldn't have added someone that is likely to spend the next year of his life behind ba- What? Oh, Derrick Burress. Injured guy from Oakland?

Who cares. I mean, he stopped playing hard for the Raiders last year halfway through the season. No production what-so-ever. What did they give up for him? Like a third round pick or something.

If you ask me that seems like a lot for an overrated under performingfreak of an athlete that wasn't successful under the watchful eye of Mr. Al Davis. I think THIS trade is destined to fail.

Just look at the Patriots scrambling. It's sad really. It reminds me of the time they picked up Rodney Har-, wait a second that one worked out pretty well. Hmm? Corey Dillon, no. Not Adalius Thomas. What's the name of that Gnome that plays the slot? Welker, no he lead the league in catches. Hmmm, it's right on the tip of my- Randy Moss revolutionized the position. SO it wasn't him...Wait a second it's Davis. Al Davis is the idiot not the Patriots. I had the whole thing turned around.

I know what I meant to say:

Bob Craft is to Trophies as Al Davis is to_______

a) Depends

b) Jumpsuits

c) Cities

d) All of the Above